and the nobel prize for domestic engineering goes to...

don't look at me dingdongs... because it sure as hell won't be me... I fucking hate housework... it's like a goddamn cancer... no matter how much I do to battle the creeps that dirty my house... it's almost always dirty... it's not like call the child protective services dirty, but it never seems quite clean enough to my freakazoid mind... why should I give a fuck what you freaks think of how clean my house is? because I fucking do, and I'm such a tard for caring... fuck